Another Night We'll Never Forget

My MamaFigure has lost her mind again! It happens every year when Leaves Fall on the Big Porch! You can read about it  here: http://draft.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=7121425533243046834#editor/target=post;postID=8160454732157979268

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Me and LuLu are still wondering what this is all about! By now we know that My MaMafigure is going to put clothes on us, we will stay on the Big Porch until after dark, strange things come to our house and My MaMaFigure and That Man will give them candy! But we still don’t know why!

Sure enough, tonight came and my MaMaFigure and That Man put lights all over the Big Porch while me and LuLu sat on the moving chair at the other end of the porch licking our feet. We heard That Man ask my MamaFigure when she was going to put our clothes on us and what they were.  My MamaFigure said "Now, a uniform."  LuLu got excited! LuLu doesn’t like to wear clothes or take baths, but she said she would wear a uniform!  She said this reminded her of the old days when she worked at a big house in a place called D.C. We don’t know much about LuLu’s past, but she didn’t even run under the bed or the dining room table when My MaMaFigure took our new uniforms out of the bag! We felt important!  LuLu said we were going to be Acting in an Official Capacity!

 I was hoping I’d get a new space pug uniform, because I always want to communicate with all the space pugs that are circling the planet. I knew if they saw me in an Official Uniform they would want to make me their leader! I thought LuLu was going to cry!   My Official Uniform was black and white and I stood at attention when my MamaFigure put it on me.

Here is a picture of me in my Official Uniform. I look pretty good in this picture.

Then LuLu stood at attention while she got dressed in her Official Uniform! She said Bean, look! my uniform even has a helmet! And sure enough! There was a big gold official-looking pointy thing on LuLu’s helmet! I told LuLu she looked official and she was proud!

LuLu in her uniform. She liked her fancy helmet with the gold official-looking pointy thing on it.

Then I noticed something on the bottom of my uniform! I didn’t know what it was, or what I was supposed to do with it! So, I asked LuLu, because LuLu knows everything…she can speak French, she understands aerodynamics and conspiracy theories, she knows how to use the remote control to watch Animal Planet….and sure enough! She knew exactly what the things were! She said they were jet packs! She said I would be able to fly in my Official Uniform and the space pugs would see me! 

The jet packs are underneath my uniform.

And then I noticed LuLu had wings on her Official Uniform! LuLu has always wanted to fly! She wants a tattoo that says ‘When thrust is greater than drag, things fly’!

Then LuLu said she had an epiphany! I said hide it under the leaves on the Big Porch before That Man sees it!  LuLu said we were to do Official Flyovers in our Official Uniforms while all the strange creatures came to our house to get candy!  

Then I had an epiphany too! I said our Official Code names would be Eagle and Hawk! I'm Eagle!

Then all of the strange things started coming to the Big Porch, and they always said trick or treat to That Man and My MaMaFigure.  We saw a little girl in a bonnet and long dress and she was with a big rooster!

 Both of us jumped onto the moving chair while That Man gave candy to the bonnet girl and rooster.   Then Hawk barked the order to fly!  For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing happened some more.  Me and Hawk sat there, wanting to do an Official Flyover for a railroad engineer, a little girl in a little red riding hood and a cowboy, but my jet pack didn’t work and Hawk’s wings didn’t move.

Here's Hawk (a.k.a LuLu). She is getting ready for a takeoff.

We tried again from That Man’s chair, but we never flew. Hawk thought the headwind was too great and was reducing our ground speed, therefore decreasing our chance for takeoff. I think My MaMafigure forgot to buy batteries for my jet pack.  



Every time a strange creature came to our house, we tried to do an Official Flyover, but failed. Then both of us realized that My MaMaFigure had been flim-flammed again. Our Official Uniforms didn’t work and we never got to do any Official Flyovers as Eagle and Hawk. Hawk said she is going to google ‘how to build a launch pad’ before Leaves Fall on the Porch next year.

Here I am, concentrating on my takeoff. I look pretty good in this picture.

Finally, the last strange creature came to our house. We were tired from jumping on and off the chairs and Hawk was hoarse from barking orders! She looked like a mess; the gold, official-looking pointy thing on her helmet got smashed when she crashed off That Man’s chair.

Hawk's Official Uniform is askew and the gold pointy thing on her helmet is mashed from an evening of crash landings.

 My jet packs came loose and were dragging the floor, and I never got to communicate with the space pugs, but I still think I looked pretty good in my Official Uniform.

Eagle.
My official portrait.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean

Sunday Afternoon on the Big Porch

 It is almost time for Leaves to Fall on the Big Porch and My MaMaFigure has been putting the scary scarecrows in the house and on the Big Porch. The scary scarecrows watch everything me and LuLu do! LuLu says the scary scarecrows are spies!!!!  

Yesterday, when me and LuLu were on the Big Porch, we saw this across the street!!!!!!!!

It is a Tree Hugger!!! We saw Tree Huggers on the Green Planet Channel and we know all about them and how they want to save the planet by recycling milk jugs and grass clippings. LuLu says all the major movie stars are Tree Huggers and she thinks our Tree Hugger is Lindsay Lohan. She says Lindsay Lohan wears shoes and socks just like this! We are excited to have a Movie Star Tree Hugger across the street from us!! 

I am also excited because I have just completed my second major motion picture! I will send a color autographed  8x10 of me, Mister Bean, if you will join my Fan Club!

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean

Mister Bean.wmv I am a movie star!

It was a lot of fun starring in my first feature film! I am looking forward to signing autographs and appearing on the red carpet, but LuLu says she doesn't do red carpet. LuLu doesn't like to wear clothes or take baths.

 Thank you for watching my movie.

Sincerely,
Mister Bean

MB, SuperPug!!

This is MB SuperPug! Along with my trusty sidekick Secret SuperAgent uLuL, we patrol the planet Big Porch each evening, securing the boundaries from squirrels, chipmunks, circus clowns, hummingbirds, grain silos, teenage bicycle riders, bunny rabbits, falling leaves, ants, the hummingbird feeder, decorative flags, petunias and visitors.

Using my Laser Pug-O-Vision SuperPower, I locate possible marauders in the Far-Away Woods surrounding planet Big Porch! Alerting Secret SuperAgent uLuL with my Powerful SuperBark, she immediately runs the length of planet Big Porch, daring intruders to enter!!!

MB, SuperPug activating his Laser Pug-O-Vision SuperPower!!!

Oh no!!! My arch nemesis, The Fly Swat (being transported by That Man Zombie), is challenging my Laser Pug-O-Vision SuperPower ability! That Man Zombie, prompted by The Fly Swat, tells me in a mean zombie voice "You don't see anything out there! Shut up!" Unafraid, I continue my PowerFul SuperBark, as my Laser Pug-O-Vision zones in on a tiny, almost invisible caterpillar in the Far-Away Woods.

Secret SuperAgent uLuL bravely continues to patrol the porch.  The Fly Swat then turns That Man Zombie around and goes towards Secret SuperAgent uLuL!! "Shutup!" Fly Swat directs That Man Zombie to say in a fierce zombie voice!!

Super SecretAgent uLuL squats, threatening to unleash her Secret Weapon...A MegaPoop!!! "Curses!" says Fly Swat, voiced by That Man Zombie. Defeated, Fly Swat releases That Man from being a zombie and retires to its hideout, a nail behind That Man's chair, to plot it's next threat against me and Secret SuperAgent uLuL as we continue our mission to keep planet Big Porch a safe and secure place to spend the evening.

Secret SuperAgent uLuL. She doesn't have any SuperPowers like I do, but she has a Secret Weapon.

Me and Secret Agent uLuL jump into the moving chair and survey planet Big Porch. I think I look pretty good in this picture, and humble too. No one would ever suspect that I am MB, SuperPug, with Laser Pug-O-Vision and the Powerful SuperBark!! Secret SuperAgent uLuL contained her Secret Weapon for our next mission.

Mission accomplished.


Thank you for reading my blog.
Sincerely,
Mister Bean

America's Sweetheart

Me and LuLu spend a lot of time on the Big Porch now. It is warm outside and My MamaFigure and That Man sit on the porch or work in the garden while me and LuLu bark and lick our feet. We talk about the best place to take a nap, the best place to take a poop, our favorite treat (baby carrots), where does My MamaFigure go almost every morning wearing nice shoes and how does That Man make food without dropping it on the kitchen floor.

Most of the time LuLu likes to talk about Being a Famous Aviator. But now she says she is going to put her Famous Aviator plans on hold because she now wants to be something else.

LuLu says she wants to be America's Sweetheart.

I have been wondering why LuLu has been so nice the last few days.  That Man says LuLu would have made a great prison matron. So, LuLu has been practicing Being America's Sweetheart so when the America's Sweetheart Contest comes to town she will be ready.

Now when My MamaFigure and That Man ask her if she needs to go pee-pee, she runs to the back door and looks at them with big round eyes and she shows her underbite. She calls it The Look, and she says it is her talent for the America's Sweetheart competition. She says with The Look she should also win the title of Miss Congeniality.  My MamaFigure says LuLu is adorable.  Also, when our cousin Shorty comes down to check out our poops in the woods behind our house, LuLu no longer barks ferociously at him.  Instead, she says "Happy Sniffing" to Shorty and gives him The Look.

Here is a picture of LuLu's The Look. She says her underbite shows her vulnerability and her round eyes express tenderness. She says vulnerability and tenderness are the hallmarks of being America's Sweetheart.

The Look

Last night LuLu messed up her America's Sweetheart practice. She says she didn't have any excuse for her behavior; she says her canine instinct took over.

The old LuLu. Her motto was
"Get outta my way before I knock you into next week!"

My MamaFigure was lying back in her recliner, watching American Idol.  Me and LuLu were in her lap, because that is what we were bred to do and That Man won't let us in his new chair, so we always  sit with My MamaFigure. LuLu said to please (she says please and thank you now) wake her up if she started snoring, because snoring isn't acceptable behavior for an America's Sweetheart contestant.  LuLu started snoring when Scotty began singing She Believes in Me. I was a little bit scared to wake LuLu up! But she got louder and louder!! And I made her a promise!! Finally, I moved my paw to her paw and touched it, hoping LuLu would stop snoring, but LuLu woke up and she went berserk!!!!

Vote LuLu Nelson for America's Sweetheart!!

She started barking and she ran all over My MamaFigure.  My MamaFigure couldn't move!!! She didn't know what LuLu was going to do next!! Then, she climbed over My MamaFigure and stood on the top of the recliner with her front paws digging into My MamaFigure's head!! Lauren Alaina was singing I Hope You Dance and My MamaFigure's arms and legs were flailing everywhere and she was yelling "Lulu!! LuLu!!" That Man was eating potato chips (I begged for some, but he didn't pay any attention to me). When he saw My MamaFigure flailing he made a noise and all the chips came out of his mouth in a spray. I jumped off My MamaFigure's lap just in time and caught the chips in mid-air!! I was awesome and it was fun!!! 

Finally, My MamaFigure was able to move and she sat up in the recliner.  She sat up so fast that it tipped foward and My MamaFigure slid onto the floor.  LuLu slid down from the top of the recliner and landed behind My MamaFigure. She says at that moment she realized she wasn't behaving like America's Sweetheart, so when My MamaFigure turned around, LuLu immediately gave her The Look. 

LuLu says she will continue her America's Sweetheart practice tomorrow.

My MamaFigure laughed at LuLu. LuLu says this proves that The Look will make her a Force to Be Reckoned With when she enters the America's Sweetheart contest.

Here is a picture of me on the Big Porch. I think I look pretty good in this picture.   

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean

Going Camping!

Me and LuLu are excited!!! We are going to go on our first camping trip of 2011!

I am trying to decide who gets to go this time...Dirty Bear, New Squirrel, or the Snowman I got for Christmas. The Blob Boys will never go camping again. They are trouble!!! One of them ran away last camping trip and we found him behind the camper, headed for the woods!!!

 Here is a family picture of the Blob Boys. LuLu says their smiles are 'insipid'.

We're really not sure that all of them are boys. Especially the green one.  The orange ones are identical twins. The blue one is the one that ran away last year.

The Grandboy and the Grandgirl are going too! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!! The Grandboy sleeps on the top bunk and we pretend it is our hideout!! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!

LuLu can't wait to wear her new shirt. It is a hand-me-down shirt because now that I am a big, muscular pug I can't wear it any more. LuLu likes the shirt very much, even though she doesn't actually like to wear clothes, because it has 1960's graffitti on it. Here is a picture of me and LuLu in her hand-me-down 1960s inspired grafitti shirt.    

       

I think I look pretty good in this picture. LuLu is smiling, see her teeth? She can't wait to wear her shirt, and she doesn't even like to wear clothes!!!!

She says she is going to pretend she is an activist pug from the 60's counterculteral movement. She says to honor the Free Speech Movement of the 60's, she is going to bark during Quiet Time in the campground. Then she says she is going to practice Environmentalism by pooping deep into the woods where trees fall and no one hears them because there's no one there to listen, and she is hoping my MaMaFigure will take her Doors and Pink Floyd CDs and everyone will gather in the campground field for Woodstock II.  Sometimes we have movie night when it gets dark and she says maybe we will get to watch Billy Jack movies. She sings "Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend".  And then she sings something about one tin soldier riding away. I don't understand anything she's talking about but then she says she wants me to be a flower child with her. I like flowers! I sniff them and then I pee on them. Awesome!

Here is another picture of us. I made it really big so you can see me. I think I look pretty good in this picture too. I just had a bath and I am real buff. When I am not pretending I am the Commander of a Space Pug Guard Unit, I like to pretend I am a Professional Wrestler named Buff'nStuff.

LuLu says she loves the 1960s. I am real happy with 2011, where I can sit in My MamaFigure's lap and watch American Idol and reruns of the Waltons.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean   

On the Big Porch

It is spring again and me and LuLu have been spending a lot of time out on the Big Porch. We get to bark at the birds at My MamaFigure's birdfeeders, and the wind blowing and the clouds moving. We like the Big Porch!

When My MamaFigure gets home from work and finishes her chores, sometimes she will sit on the porch swing. She brings her mandolin outside and plays it. Here is a picture of her mandolin.

She says she stinks at playing the mandolin and me and LuLu think she is right. I love My MamaFigure, but I wish she would just play the radio.

She plays Sally Gooden and Rank Stranger. Sally Gooden is supposed to be a happy, fast song. It doesn't sound happy or fast when My MamaFigure plays it.

She says Rank Stranger is an old Appalachian Ballad song. It is real sad, it is about a person who comes home after being gone for a long time and nobody knows who he is! My MamaFigure says all the old Appalachian Ballad songs are sad. She sings Rank Stranger when she plays it on her mandolin and it sounds really sad and it makes me want to howl. Here is a picture of me listening to my MamaFigure.

 I think I look pretty good in this picture, even if I am wanting to howl.

Here is a picture of LuLu. She says pugs are not supposed to howl. She says we are yappy little house dogs, bred to adorn the laps of Chinese emperors.

But, I still want to howl. My MamaFigure is coming to the part where she sings "they knew not my name, and I knew not their faces. I found they were all Rank Strangers to me." Here is a picture of me, trying not to howl, concentrating really hard on Dirty Bear, New Squirrel, camping, my favorite place to take a poop, That Man won't let us sit in his new chair, The Grandboy is coming to visit us this afternoon......

Finally, I had to create a diversion so My MamaFigure will stop playing the mandolin badly and singing the sad Appalachian Ballad. So, I run across the Big Porch and start barking. LuLu automatically thinks there is conflict, so she runs across the porch and barks with me. 

My diversion worked. My MamaFigure scolded us and told us to stop barking. Our barking ruined her mandolin moment.  She put it back in the case and went inside.   

That Man says he thinks we are good-looking pugs, but he doesn't understand why Chinese emperors bred us to have curly tails. He says they must have only looked at us from the front.  

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean

Home Alone!

Something fun and exciting has happened!!!

When That Man or my MamaFigure leave us, they always say "Crate up pugs!" and me and LuLu run to the crate. Well, yesterday I heard my MaMaFigure ask That Man, "Do you think they will be okay if we don't put them in the crate while we're gone?" That Man said "We're only going to be gone for 10 or 15 minutes, just shut the bedroom doors and I think they'll be okay."

We have never been left in the house by ourselves unless we are in the crate! Me and LuLu sat on the sofa and we were real good and quiet so they wouldn't change their minds.  But, inside we were so excited!!  I wanted to pretend I was the Commander of the Space Pug Guard Unit and LuLu kept saying "I know the password!"

Finally, they were ready to leave and we followed them to the back door and heard the truck door shut......

LuLu ran to the front windows and hopped up on the back of the chair and watched them leave. She said my MamaFigure was watching and waving and she looked worried. Here is a picture of LuLu on the
back of the chair.

Just when I was assuming my Commander of the Space Pug Guard Unit identity, LuLu ran to the dining room table! LuLu is a climber and we never know what she's going to climb or how she does it. That Man says LuLu could climb a steel post. He had left the laptop on the dining room table and LuLu said she was going to Google. I told her she'd better do it under the bed so That Man wouldn't see it. She said she was going to search the web for Lockheed P-38 Lightening fighter jets. She says it is a World War II fighter jet. LuLu wants to fly real bad! She found pictures of the airplane she wants and she kept saying stuff like 'vintage' and 'old school'. Some of the airplanes had teeth and mean faces painted on them and they scared me. Here is a picture of LuLu on the dining room chair, Googling.

I never got to pretend I was the Commander of the Space Pug Guard Unit. LuLu said I had to be the Lookout for That Man and my MamaFigure and she made me watch the Home Shopping Network. She said HSN might have a Lockheed P-38 Lightening for sale. She said she would give me a ride in her fighter jet, but I don't want a ride. I want to stay home with my MamaFigure and That Man. Here is a picture of me wishing my MamaFigure and That Man would come home. From now on, when they say they are going somewhere I am running to my crate and crawling in! I can't take this kind of pressure.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,
Mister Bean

Adventures in Camping with Me and LuLu!!

 Me and LuLu have been looking at camping pictures and remi..remeni..thinking about all the awesome camping trips we have been on with My MamaFigure, That Man, The Grandboy and The Grandgirl. I was just a little pup when I went on my first camping trip, and I was really good at it. You can read about it here:  http://misterbeanalittlepuginabigworld.blogspot.com/2009/03/pug-in-wild-my-adventures-in-camping_9564.html and here: http://misterbeanalittlepuginabigworld.blogspot.com/2009/03/pug-in-wild-my-adventures-in-camping_22.html and here:

http://misterbeanalittlepuginabigworld.blogspot.com/2009/03/pug-in-wild-my-adventures-in-camping.html

When LuLu came to live with us she didn't know anything about camping and I had to teach her everything! Here is a picture of me and LuLu on her first camping trip. She is attending Mister Bean's  School of Camping. The first class was How to Make That Man Nervous During Quiet Time. During Quiet Time everybody in the campground has to be quiet. There is no Loud Talking and No Barking. LuLu's first lesson was to bark and bark and bark and bark and bark until That Man gives us treats to shut us up.

She is really good at making That Man nervous during Quiet Time.

Pretty soon she was almost as good at camping as I am.

She can do this: 

Here is a picture of me inside the camper. I think I look pretty good in this picture, like a rugged, lean camping pug.

 That Man got a fence for us to stay in while we are camping. It protects all the squirrels, rabbits and possums from us.

  The second class in Mister Bean's School of Camping was How to Fill Up the Camper with Lethal Pug Gas When You Want Everyone to Get Up in the Morning.  Here is a picture LuLu in a laboratory setting practicing her gas letting.   

 Here is a good picture of me with The Grandboy. He always sleeps in the top bunk and I like to play Space Alien Camping Pirate Pugs with him. We pretend I have laser telescopic vision. 

 Here is a picture of Roscoe. We met him during our last Fall Break Camping Trip. LuLu has a crush on him. He has his own Winnebago and someone drives it for him! LuLu says he looks so suave sitting in the window of his Winnebago!

Sometimes LuLu get really tired when we are camping. She is not an early morning pug.

But then we make our plans for the day and she gets happy.

Me and LuLu can't wait until it gets warm and we go camping again!!

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean

Today is my Gotcha Day!!!!

My MamaFigure says January 16th is an important day. She says this is my Gotcha Day! That Man says he doesn't know why it isn't televised.

This is how I came to live with My MamaFigure and That Man:

Two years ago my MamaFigure, who wasn't my MamaFigure right then, wanted a puppy real bad. She looked at puppies everywhere, but she said even though they were all real sweet puppies none of them 'captured her heart'.  Then, one morning she woke up and said to That Man "It all came to me last night, it was like it had already happened! We are going to get a pug puppy, a fawn-colored little boy, and his name will be Mister Bean!" That Man said "okay".  

My MamaFigure's friend told her where she could get a pug puppy. So, on January 16, 2009, My MamaFigure (who still wasn't My MamaFigure yet), That Man, the Grandboy and the Grandgirl went to another city in Tennessee to get a pug puppy. It was on a Friday and My MamaFigure even stayed home from work to come and get me!

This is where I come in....My MamaFigure saw three pug puppies in a box. One of them was a little girl, and the other two were little boys, and one of those little boys was me. My MamaFigure (she still wasn't My MamaFigure yet) said to That Man "how am I going to choose just one?" And That Man said "let him choose you." So, she picked up the other little boy first, and he squirmed in her arms. He acted like he wanted to be put back in the box! The Grandgirl picked me up first and I looked at My MamaFigure (she was just seconds away from actually being My MamaFigure) and I fell in love with her. I saw the other little boy pug scratching her and trying to get away from her and I knew what I had to do! When My MamaFigure took me from the Grandgirl, I rolled up in a ball under her neck. I didn't squirm at all!! That Man said "it looks like he's chosen you."

The next thing I know I was being carried out to That Man's truck BY MY MAMAFIGURE!!! The Grandboy and the Grandgirl held me in the back seat all the way home. 

Here is a picture of me two days after My MamaFigure got me. I was nine weeks old.

My MamaFigure likes to take pictures of me. I always think I look pretty good.

This picture was taken the day My MamaFigure got me. I am riding in the back seat of That Man's truck with the Grandboy and the Grandgirl.

We went to a pet store and I got to go in and everybody made a big fuss over me. I got my own bowls, one for water and one for food, and treats and a collar, and a leash, and two toys!

So, today we are going to celebrate my Gotcha Day!  That Man says he doesn't know why WalMart doesn't cash in on this and sell decorations for people's houses.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean

Mister Bean's Original Poem "The Awesome Thing That LuLu Did"

 Me and LuLu have decided we like snow! My MamaFigure got to stay home with us for two days! 

Then  The Grandboy came to our house and played with us! Good times! Then we got to lay in That Man's recliner with him and take long naps.

The snow is still on the ground and it is very cold outside, so My MamaFigure and That Man rush us when we have to make our pees and poops. Then, LuLu did something awesome! It was so awesome that I had to write a poem about it!

It is called

"The Awesome Thing that LuLu Did"

by Mister Bean

The flakes fell all night, it was white all 'round,

and the next day we found that we were snowbound.

So smooth and pure was the ground that day,

and the trees were filled with color of cardinal and jay.

My MamaFigure, in awe, laid down this decree

"Do your business in the back and let the front yard be."

But, LuLu, undaunted, and with urge uncontrolled,

dragged That Man to the front yard, where she squatted to go.

From the porch that evening, as My MamaFigure gazed

upon white glass-like snow and the icy cold glaze

her brow she did furrow, and her eyes she did squint

at a small dark object in the snow's shiny glint.

In an expanse of pure white, and under color of bird

placed there in rebellion: LuLu's tiny turd.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean

Here is a picture of the front yard.

Pugs in the Snow

 My MamaFigure has been home all week with me and LuLu and That Man. It snowed a lot and she can't go to work. We like for her to be home. She gives us treats and we don't even have to do anything but hang around her! 

My MamaFigure usually stays busy, but she watched a TV show about dogs that pull sleds in the snow! They race to see which dogs can get somewhere first! I don't know where they are going, but I'll bet they get a good treat when they get there.

Here is a picture of me watching the sled dogs with my MamaFigure.

 All of the sled pulling dogs look like wild dogs! And they kept barking and barking, and they made me bark too! Then LuLu started barking and she wasn't even watching them! The person riding the sled kept saying "Mush! Mush!" All of the dog's names must be Mush! Every time he said Mush, they ran faster! That's when I got an idea! Me and LuLu could be the first sled pulling pugs !

So, they next time My MamaFigure took me out to pee and poop, I acted like I was a sled pulling dog. I took off running across the back yard before she got off the steps. She said "Mister Bean! Mister Bean!" and I ran even faster, just like the dogs named Mush! . 

Here is a picture of me. This is what you will see when I'm the Leader of the Pack. I think I look pretty good in this picture.

Then, it was LuLu's turn to pee and poop and practice pulling a sled. LuLu is my best friend in the whole world, but I don't know if she will make the team. Her legs are short and she even struggled to make a pee and a poop in the deep snow. Here is a picture of her.

Later, My MamaFigure asked us if we wanted to play on the Big Porch. She made the big mistake of saying "you need to wear your Snuggies" and LuLu ran under the dining room table. LuLu doesn't like to wear clothes or take baths.

I ran out the door before My MamaFigure could get the Snuggies from the piano bench. None of the dogs named Mush wear Snuggies.  When LuLu saw me on the Big Porch, Snuggie-less, she finally wanted to come out too, so That Man opened the door for her. I practiced sled pulling on the Big Porch while My MamaFigure filled her birdfeeders. I don't think LuLu is serious about being a sled pulling pug, like I am. She stayed on the Little Porch where there was no snow. 

Thank you for reading my blog.

Sincerely,

Mister Bean