Mister Bean's Original Poem "The Awesome Thing That LuLu Did"
Me and LuLu have decided we like snow! My MamaFigure got to stay home with us for two days!
Then The Grandboy came to our house and played with us! Good times! Then we got to lay in That Man's recliner with him and take long naps.
The snow is still on the ground and it is very cold outside, so My MamaFigure and That Man rush us when we have to make our pees and poops. Then, LuLu did something awesome! It was so awesome that I had to write a poem about it!
It is called
"The Awesome Thing that LuLu Did"
by Mister Bean
The flakes fell all night, it was white all 'round,
and the next day we found that we were snowbound.
So smooth and pure was the ground that day,
and the trees were filled with color of cardinal and jay.
My MamaFigure, in awe, laid down this decree
"Do your business in the back and let the front yard be."
But, LuLu, undaunted, and with urge uncontrolled,
dragged That Man to the front yard, where she squatted to go.
From the porch that evening, as My MamaFigure gazed
upon white glass-like snow and the icy cold glaze
her brow she did furrow, and her eyes she did squint
at a small dark object in the snow's shiny glint.
In an expanse of pure white, and under color of bird