Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Happy Birthday to My MaMaFigure!!!!!!!!!!

My MaMaFigure is on vacation this week and me and LuLu have been doing this,

and sometimes we'll do this,

and then I'll do this,

and LuLu will do this.

It has been real nice having My MaMaFigure at home. We get to spend lots of time with her on the Big Porch. Today is My MaMaFigure's birthday and she says we will have Happy Birthday cake on the Big Porch. I hope I get to wear another party hat like I did for That Man's birthday. I think I looked pretty good in it.

I love My MaMaFigure very much. She is the love of my life and because I love her so much I wrote a special birthday poem for her. It is called,

A Special Birthday Poem For My MaMaFigure Because I Love Her So Much
by Mister Bean

Who's the one I go to when I want a treat?
Who's the one whose lap I lay on while I lick my feet?
Who's the one who sits with me on the Big Porch in the swing?
Who's the one who makes me feel like it's forever spring?
My MaMaFigure!

Who's the one who takes the time to play and run with me?
Who's the one who sings when she takes me out to pee?
Who's the one who pets me when I have a bellyache?
Who's the one I follow every second I'm awake?
My MaMaFigure!!

Who's the one who makes sure me and LuLu get our shots?
Who's the one who loves us lots and lots and lots and lots?
Who's the one whose birthday we celebrate today?
Who was born on this sweetest day in the month of May?
My MaMaFigure!!!

LuLu wrote a poem for My MaMaFigure too. She says it doesn't have a name, it is just a poem.

by LuLu
Happy Birthday MaMaFigure
I hope you don't get bit by chiggers.

LuLu would like to state that the brevity of her verse in no way reflects small feelings for My MaMaFigure. Au contraire, says LuLu.  (LuLu speaks French.) LuLu says a man named Shakespeare said that brevity is the soul of wit. She says in Shakespeare's day, 'wit' principally referred to intelligence, and the essence or soul of being intelligent is to convey your thoughts as briefly and efficiently as possible.  Thus, in conclusion, LuLu says she sincerely wishes My MaMaFigure a Happy Birthday and, since My MaMaFigure spends a lot of time outside, she conveys the sincere hope that My MaMaFigure doesn't get chiggerbit.  LuLu is real smart. And I like the name "Shakespeare". LuLu says he wrote lots of stories for people who lived a long time ago. I am going to call myself Bean Shakespeare. It sounds cool.  

 I think My MaMaFigure will be happy with her birthday poems. That Man got her a big bag of sunflower seed for her birdfeeder because she likes to feed the birds and her Friend from Across the Pond sent her a pretty birthday card and a card about their Queen! My MaMaFigure likes it!  

We are going to spend My MaMaFigure's Happy Birthday on the Big Porch waiting for Happy Birthday cake!

Thank you for reading my blog.
Mister Bean

1 comment:

  1. Mister Bean, that is a lovely poem for your MaMaFigure! And a big Happy Birthday to her! I sure do hope you get to wear that hat again and have cake on the Big Porch!