It's Deja Vue All Over Again!!!!

Yesterday started out like any other day, me and LuLu woke up, and then we woke up My MamaFigure and That Man. We went outside to pee and poop, ate breakfast and settled down for a nap. Later that morning, we had to stay in The Hole for a little while. My MamaFigure said that she and That Man had to go make 'Halloween preparations'. We looked out the big window at the leaves falling and we took another nap.

We were suddenly awakened by My MamaFigure!! She let us out of The Hole and said she had surprises for us!!! I was hoping for a Space Pug movie and LuLu was hoping for a Doors CD. But, instead My MamaFigure pulled clothes out of a bag!!! LuLu ran and hid under the bed. When LuLu was finally tricked into coming out, My MamaFigure put the clothes on us, all the while telling That Man how cute we would look.

We went outside to the Big Porch, in our new clothes, and all these things started coming to our house!! An elephant and a rock star and his bodyguards came to our house, while me and LuLu wondered what was going on!! Here is a picture of me and LuLu in our new clothes:

Then, LuLu said she just had a deja vu moment. I said, "Well, don't worry about it, My MamaFigure will clean it up before That Man sees it." LuLu said, "No, deja vu is a French word and it means a feeling you have done something , or been somewhere before." LuLu knows all about stuff like that, she also knows about conspiracy theories and secret codes.

Then, I had a deja vu moment too!!!! I was excited!!! Deja vu is my new favorite word and I'm going to say it all the time!!! I deja-vued about the other time Leaves Fell on the Big Porch, and me and LuLu wore clothes while My MamaFigure gave candy to strange things that came to our house.

Suddenly, LuLu said, "Bean!!! You look like a Space Pug!" We have never actually seen a Space Pug, but LuLu is always right about that kind of thing, so I believe her. And then I looked at her and I said, "LuLu! You are a pink flying pig!!!" This made LuLu very happy!! My MamaFigure says "when pigs fly" all the time and you know LuLu!! She has always wanted to fly!!!

Here is a picture of me in my Space Pug uniform. Space Pugs are blue and shiny! Awesome!! I told LuLu that Space Pugs are shiny so they can see each other while they are in space!! And Space Pugs have four eyeballs on sticks!! They can see in front, behind and to each side while they operate their Pugships!! I tried to look out of the eyeballs into space, hoping to see shiny Space Pugs, but I couldn't get them to work. LuLu checked to see if there was a place for batteries, but she couldn't find a battery hole anywhere. She said to shake my head and maybe it would activate the eyeballs, so I kept shaking my head while My MamaFigure gave candy to a pumpkin with legs and a hobo man.

Here is a picture of LuLu with her Flying Pigs Clothes. LuLu said her wings were gossamer, almost ethereal. She said she was ecstatic!! I told her they were real pretty and glittery. She stood on the edge of That Man's porch chair while he helped my MamaFigure give candy to two cheerleaders. She jumped off the chair and landed on the porch floor. But, LuLu doesn't give up easily!! She hopped back up on That Man's chair and said to me "I think I have to say 'WHEN PIGS FLY!!' as I jump." She tried,but landed on the porch floor again.

I kept shaking my head, hoping to activate my eyeballs, and LuLu kept jumping off the chair saying 'WHEN PIGS FLY!!!', but I never saw one single shiny Space Pug with my four eyeballs on sticks and LuLu never flew with her gossamer, almost ethereal wings.

Then both of us had a deja vu moment again. We deja-vued more about the other time Leaves Fell on the Big Porch and My MamaFigure and That Man gave candy to strange things that came to our house. Here is a picture of us.

Both of us deja-vued that our clothes didn't work that time either. We deja-vued how disappointed we were that LuLu's pink wings didn't fly and my antenna didn't pick up a space pug signal. We wondered why My MamaFigure didn't deja vu all this, and why she had been flim-flammed again into buying defective clothes.

Finally all the strange things stopped coming to our house to get candy from My MamaFigure and That Man. We went inside, our usually curly tails straight with disappoinment. But, then I got happy again, because I deja-vued how good I looked the last time Leaves Fell on the Big Porch, and I look good this time too. Even though my clothes are always defective, I always think I look pretty good. Here is a picture of me. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I look like a Commander for the Space Pug Guard. But, LuLu looked like a mess, with her gossamer, almost ethereal wings all askew and dirty from jumping off That Man's chair. I deja-vued how she looked like a mess the last time too. But, I didn't say anything to her, because all the frustrated flyer in LuLu bit the pink pigs's curly tail when My MamaFigure took it off her. We went to sleep that night, hoping that the next time Leaves Fall on the Big Porch My MamaFigure will deja vu and get clothes that will allow me to contact Space Pugs and make LuLu fly.

Thank you for reading my blog.
Sincerely,
Mister Bean