Tuesday, March 16, 2010

It's Been a Long Winter, We Help My MaMaFigure and LuLu's Hiney

Hi everybody!!! Mister Bean here with an exciting new blog! It has been a long winter and we have mostly been holed up in our house because our MaMaFigure says it is too cold for us to be outside, except when we pee and poop. We haven't even played on the Big Porch.

My MaMaFigure doesn't like winter. She says the lack of sunshine makes her sad, so me and LuLu try to cheer her up by running and barking and playing and barking and chewing on stuff and barking. Once LuLu even pooped on the floor and it looked like a replica of Stonehenge. She said she was trying to make her poops look like historical places for My MaMaFigure because my MaMaFigure says she needs to get away. LuLu got in a lot of trouble, even though My MaMaFigure was impressed with LuLu's Stonehenge. She says the circumference was perfect. LuLu was planning more historical poops, like Monticello, the Great Pyramid, the Eiffel Tower, and the Hoover Dam. She said the Hoover Dam would have been her tour de force historical poop as it is considered one of mankind's greatest engineering feats . But she didn't want to spend her time hiding under the bed, awaiting punishment.

We have also been helping my MaMaFigure in her sewing room. She has been making quilts all winter. We stay in the sewing room with her while she sews. We nap for a little while, then we wake up and bark, we see little scraps of fabric in the floor and we grab them and chew on them until My MaMaFigure sees us and chases us through the house to take them away from us. We figure we are helping her get her exercise. Then when she sits back down at her sewing machine we claw at her until she picks us up and holds us for a little while. We say we are doing it to give My MaMaFigure a break, but we really just like the attention. Here is a picture of one of the quilts we helped My MamaFigure with. We really like the red fabric; it was very chewable.














It snowed a lot this winter! YAAAAY! My MaMaFigure let us go out to play in it for a little while. Me and LuLu pushed our little flat faces in the snow and flung it over our heads!!! Here is a picture of our bathroom in the snow. Those people are our cousins. We barked at them.










Two weeks ago LuLu started sitting on her bottom and spinning around and around. This was right after she made her notorious Stonehenge Historical Poop. I thought it looked like so much fun!!! I tried to do it, but I have long legs and I got tangled up and fell over. LuLu kept spinning around and scooting on her bottom. Then she started gnawing at her tail and scratching at her bottom so much that it kept That Man and My MaMaFigure awake at night. So, That Man called the doctor and LuLu has to go see the veterinarian tomorrow. We are not sure what is going on, but we heard My MaMaFigure and That Man talking and LuLu is going to have a part of her hiney "expressed". That Man found instructions on how to "express" the stopped up hiney-part that is bothering LuLu, but he and My MaMaFigure read it and and decided this was a job best left to a professional hiney expressor. My MaMaFigure says it is a very personal invasive procedure.
Here is a picture of LuLu. She looks a little worried because she doesn't want her hiney to be expressed. I feel sorry for the person who has to express LuLu's stopped up hiney part.












I will let you know how LuLu's invasive procedure goes. In the meantime, say a little prayer for the person who will be responsible for unstopping LuLu's stopped up hiney part.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Sincerely,
Mister Bean

3 comments:

  1. Mister Bean,
    Oh, how I have missed you! Tell Lulu not to be worried about a human sticking a finger in her butt; I have it done all the time and I love it! The relief is just so joyful! I'm sure Lulu will feel the same way! Tell your mama that warm days are coming soon!
    Love, Marlene

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  2. Your Mama is a very good quilter! And you two are such good helpers! I hope Lulu's stopped up butt gets better real soon!

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  3. cute harness Mister Bean! It's been a while!! how are ya?

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