Mister Bean, The Early Years
When I got home the first thing I did was poop in the floor. I didn't know any better.
This is a picture of me with the love of my life, My MaMaFigure.
I don't know what My MaMaFigure was thinking when she took me to see the Easter Bunny. All he had on was a big bow tie. No shorts, no socks and he had mean eyes and big teeth.
This is me chewing one of the Blob Boys. He ran away. My MaMaFigure raised the chair cushion and there he was, smiling at her.
This is when LuLu came to live with us. She scared me for a long time. That Man says LuLu still has unresolved issues.
This is when I Got Fixed. It hurt really bad and I had to go to the doctor and take all kinds of medicine. My MaMaFigure stayed up all night holding me and rocking me in her chair. We found out that I was too young to Get Fixed. That Man says because I was so young I will forever be My MaMaFigure's Little Pugboy.
One day My MaMaFigure put bells around my neck and my legs. I didn't move because I was scared. That Man said 'what's wrong with him?' because I didn't move for six minutes and seventeen seconds. My MaMaFigure timed it.
This is a picture of me in my Commander of the Space Pugs Guard Unit. I think I look pretty good in this picture.
This was when I was real little and I made a mistake and pooped in the house and That Man stepped in it while he was wearing his new house shoes that he got when My MaMaFigure took the Scarecrows Out and Brought the Trees In the House.